By Dom Peppiatt, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:10 GMT

We don’t want to bolster the stereotype that is lazy all bisexuals are greedy but on Wednesday September 11, 2019, if the Tokyo Game Show trailer for Final Fantasy 7 Remake dropped, I couldn’t do any benefit three hours. Along with more or less each of games Twitter, I happened to be trapped in a thirst publishing social media marketing cyclone that basically revolved around yeeting photos of Final Fantasy 7’s cast that is core the void and gushing on how fucking hot all of them are after their 22 year radiance up.

Tifa’s hands, Reno’s chest, Biggs’ cheekbones, Aeris in that gown, Jesse’s asymmetrical bangs… it is like Square Enix took a composite of most the most frequent features from my Tinder match list and taught an AI to sculpt them, Pygmalion design, into an Unreal Engine 4 character creator. Literally making my desires be realized.

“Tell me Ifrit isn’t bait for the most intense types of bear/daddy fan art” Those eyes!” exclaims Rude as he views Cloud for the time that is first. “I’m sure, friend, i understand” we whisper inside my monitor when I melt right into a feckless heap of goo. Demonstrably, Rude’s commenting on the Mako coursing through every molecule of our spiky haired protagonist’s human anatomy, however the headcanon I’m shipping has a lot more of a ‘love in the beginning sight’ kinda vibe.

Then we arrive at Reno the cocky, open shirted redhead that very first assisted me comprehend my bisexuality when Square Enix first released Final Fantasy 7: Advent kids in 2005. (mehr …)